today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
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if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
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If they really cared, they’d try to understand your situation from your point of view. If they’re only seeing it the way they want to see it, move on.
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"Hey man, you go down first and let me know how it is"